Touch Football

By Giggles Anderson

Did you meet The Mumps
on your way home?  

What about the stranger at the park
that you let hold the baby
for a few minutes?  

The old friend who volunteers
at the local shelter?  

The friendly cashier
at the grocery store?  

The nice old lady from church
who gave you a ten-minute ride home,
with the a/c blasting
instead of letting fresh air
circulate from the windows?

Maybe you got lucky
and someone intercepted the pass.

Know the signals.