Melon Drama

By Giggles Anderson

How does anyone expect
a woman to hide her
melon-sized breasts?

Imagine throwing a cloth
over two cantaloupes
as they sit on a table.

Whether she wears large clothes,
body conscious frocks,
or formal business attire,
melon lovers will see her,
as an object of affection
or affliction.

Some are attracted
or distracted
by a woman
dressed like a man,
a nun, a librarian,
a nurse, or a hobo.

Those who are attracted
to a woman, or distracted by her,
simply because she is alive and
drawing breath.

There is no solution.